Quotes From 'Deadpool' That Prove He Is As Insanely Funny As He Is Deep 1) Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness. 2) I do not hate everything about the world. Just every show they've ever put on after 'Friends'. 3) Ajax: “Do you have an off switch?” Deadpool: “It’s right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?” 4) Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. 5) You're probably thinking "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'pulverine.'” 6) Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It's like the studio didn't have enough money for any more X-Men. 7) I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he&#
Source : MinistryofQuotes.com “Do one thing every day that scares you.” ― Eleanor Roosevelt “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” ― Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night “When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” ― Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist “Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.” ― Neil Gaiman, Fables & Reflections “Hold fast to dreams, For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird, That cannot fly.” ― Langston Hughes “And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” ― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince “What's meant to be will always find a way” ― Trisha Yearwood “If you're reading this... Con